One news anchor
to another, while off the air: “You just had to blurt
out the details,
didn’t you? Now what are we going to tell them at 11?”
Personnel officer to job candidate: “I notice you refer to you work history as a ‘terrifying chain of events.’”
One little kid
to another: “Enjoy kindergarten while you can, kid-
in the first
grade, there are no naps.”
One alligator
to another: “One of my kids is in handbags, the other
is in women’s
shoes.”
Woman to teenager
dozing on the couch: “I don’t think that’s what
the recipe
meant by ‘chill before serving.’”